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Why is chocolate better than sex?

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn’t scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate size doesn’t matter.
№0 ☆☆☆帕帕杼 2003-11-01 17:54:17留言☆☆☆  加书签 投诉 不再看TA

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№1 ☆☆☆异世界的精灵2003-11-01 18:07:16留言☆☆☆ 
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是啊^_^,不知道以前有人贴过没
 
而且有部电影说一个女作家写了本书,呼吁女性独立,成了千万女性的偶像,其中就有一点说巧克力可以让女性有xx的快感......这样连xx都可以独立啰......汗哦~~~~~~
№2 ☆☆☆帕帕杼2003-11-01 20:00:54留言☆☆☆ 
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quite right
№3 ☆☆☆飞花朵朵2003-11-01 20:09:28留言☆☆☆ 
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