好男人 錯過可惜 --- 吳淡如                                                
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
               『  我今天竟然在超市裡遇到我以前一個追我的男生              
                 笑起來臉上雖然多了些縐紋，可是看來更有魅力                
              手裡抱著他的小女兒，陪著他太太在選紙尿布時認出我              
                先跟我打招呼，說他目前在電子公司當程式設計師                
                         正在失戀的我忽然覺得好傷感                        
               當初看他土土木木的，根本沒有把他的追求放在眼裡              
                      跟他約好了時間，還故意放他鴿子呢                      
                      現在想起來，覺得自己真是自討苦吃                      
                    為什麼我總要和花心大蘿蔔談戀愛   』                    
                                                                            
                                                                            
                   錯過還沒真正交往過的好男人，已經夠嘔了                  
               趕走曾經交往過的好男人，更讓很多女人氣得想吐血              
                                                                            
                     「其實想想還是以前那個男朋友對我好                    
                  都怪我當時不夠成熟，不斷的在雞蛋裡挑骨頭                  
                       常常為了一句話，跟他計較老半天                      
                說穿了是因為我覺得他不夠帥，不是我的白馬王子                
                      現在才知道，他才是真心愛過我的」                      
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                       我常常聽見自認為條件不錯的女人                      
                  以一種惋惜的口吻憑弔著生命中遺失的好男人                  
               她已與他失去了聯絡，或者，那個男人已經有了對象              
                    兩個人之間的愛情死灰復燃，已經不可能                    
                                                                            
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                                好男人不好找                                
              當初從她身邊黯然離開的好男人，不怕沒有別的女人要              
                         想要「撿」回來時，已經太遲                        
                                                                            
                                                                            
                              好男人錯過了可惜                              
                                                                            
                                                                            
                               什麼是好男人？                              
                   每個人的標準不一，但還是有個共通的準則                  
               如果可以發給值得長相廝守的好男人「寶石檢定書」              
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                       現代好男人應符合如下八個標準：                      
                                                                            
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                             他對妳的愛比要求多                            
                 動不動就阻止妳發展專長的男人，不懂得尊重妳                
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                               有話可以好好講                              
                  不會動不動就拉下臉來，送妳一臉的表情暴力                  
                      為一點小事發脾氣或賭氣，自虐虐人                      
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                沒有不良嗜好                                
                       女人可不要以為自己只要付出愛心                      
                       就可以改變他吃喝嫖賭的種種習慣                      
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                              不需要妳耳提面命                              
                     就可以清楚掌握情人與異性朋友的分際                    
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                      對自己有主見，對妳則不會太有主見                      
                     壞男人則相反，對自己的前途沒啥意見                    
                       對女友的人生選擇倒是充滿了意見                      
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                               對小動物有愛心                              
               我總是再三強調，一個會在路上踢打流浪貓狗的男人              
                      都有暴虐的天性，絕對不會善待女人                      
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                               他有邉拥牧晳T                              
                              他不必是個肌肉男                              
                      但據我統計，有某種邉訍酆玫哪凶