男人很難取悅!!
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> > > The problems with GUYS:
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> > > 男人的問題是：
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> > > If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with
> > him;
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> > > 如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．
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> > > If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
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> > > 對他不好，他說妳驕傲．
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> > > If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
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> > > 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．
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> > > If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
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> > > 如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的
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> > > If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
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> > > 如果跟他理論，他說妳固執
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> > > If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
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> > > 如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！
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> > > If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
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> > > 如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子
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> > > If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
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> > > 如果他比你聰明，他很棒！
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> > > If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
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> > > 如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
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> > > If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.　　(very true
> > huh?)
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> > > 如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．
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> > > If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love
> > him;
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> > > 如果妳不跟他□□，他說妳不愛他
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> > > If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are
> > TROBLESOME;
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> > > 如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
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> > > If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
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> > > 如果不，他說妳不信任他
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> > > If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
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> > > 如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽
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> > > If he SCOLDS u, it is because he ! CARES for u.
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> > > 如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳
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> > > If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
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> > > 如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人
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> > > If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
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> > > 如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的
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> > > If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
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> > > 如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人
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> > > If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
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> > > 如果他吸煙，他是紳士
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> > > If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
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> > > 如果妳考試成績好，他說是邭鈘
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> > > If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
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> > > 如果他考得好，他說是實力！
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> > > If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
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> > > 如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍
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> > > If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
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> > > 如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！
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> > > sooo hard to please!!!!!
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> >
> > > If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s
> > not true.......
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> > > but if u don’t, they say u are selfish.....
> >
> > > The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS
> > OUT THERE
> >
> > > ANYWAY...
> >
> > > Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...
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> > >
> >
> > > 如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．
> >
> > > 如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．
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> > >
> > 以上的故事告訴我們：快轉寄這郵件給男生吧！轉寄給女生，讓她們笑一笑！