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某同学在外国念书,但是这位的英文实在不咋样!期末考试要是不PASS,就完了!考试考一篇作文,是个看图写作,有两只小羊在独木桥上相遇。此同学看后就写到:White sheep said:" Can you speak Chinese?"
Black sheep said:"Yes." 此后就是中文的长篇大论,考试终于PASS 还是满分!
(好象确有此事哦)
№0 ☆☆☆笑笑 2003-05-10 02:36:52留言☆☆☆  加书签 投诉 不再看TA

太酷了吧!!!
№1 ☆☆☆包包2003-05-10 02:44:44留言☆☆☆ 
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呵呵,拿到国内试试,谁要能这么过关的,包准以后大家的英语考试不再是问题了。
№2 ☆☆☆四木虫2003-05-10 03:04:58留言☆☆☆ 
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hey, what do you mean? why just one and two sentence? it doesn't tell any thing. not fun.
№3 ☆☆☆may2003-05-10 03:44:55留言☆☆☆ 
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hey cant u see the point?
 
i think its really funny,lol
№4 ☆☆☆碎布娃娃2003-05-10 03:53:25留言☆☆☆ 
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if that guy is in the junior high school, his level is too low, but this is really funny!
№5 ☆☆☆nini2003-05-10 04:12:44留言☆☆☆ 
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well, seriously i don't think it's fun at all...
ask a question...
which school level is he/she in?
№6 ☆☆☆tiff2003-05-10 04:50:19留言☆☆☆ 
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cool~~~~~~!这个也需要胆量吧?!好崇拜……那个改卷的老师啊!
№7 ☆☆☆火舞2003-05-10 05:22:02留言☆☆☆ 
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What the.... i dont think it is fun at all... anyhow.. i think his/her teacher suck....
№8 ☆☆☆Tezz2003-05-10 06:09:17留言☆☆☆ 
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If there are no teachers who can understand chinese, so........
№9 ☆☆☆baobei2003-05-10 08:11:34留言☆☆☆ 
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hahahaha good thinking~ i could imagine who the teacher's guy gauged when he saw that one.
№10 ☆☆☆Sammi2003-05-10 08:12:04留言☆☆☆ 
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this is a big world, who knows what will happen next min, so it might be ture, but I think he/she should go to the hell cause he/she is in the country, which speaks english all the time, how can he/she survive in that environment!
№11 ☆☆☆jane2003-05-10 08:21:37留言☆☆☆ 
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太绝了!我想这个满分可能也是因为这个改卷老师不懂英文所致吧?
№12 ☆☆☆乐乐1262003-05-10 08:23:55留言☆☆☆ 
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我倒是觉得是这个老师觉得这个学生够创意,所以给了他满分的。
№13 ☆☆☆碎布娃娃2003-05-10 08:31:00留言☆☆☆ 
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还真要谢谢那个看不懂中文的老师了
№14 ☆☆☆2003-05-10 08:38:13留言☆☆☆ 
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Thanks to that teacher who does not know Chinese!
№15 ☆☆☆hbear2003-05-10 08:47:04留言☆☆☆ 
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In English, this is called "hook."  A good essay begins with a good hook.  When a hook appears in English language, it mean a sentence or sentences can catch people attention and give people desire to continue to read the following.  A Chinese English teacher may not give any point to the writer, but if the English teacher is a native English speaker, he/she will give at less 10% of the total point.  I believe 10% of the total point will make a big different.
№16 ☆☆☆Kelly2003-05-10 08:54:02留言☆☆☆ 
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i wouldn't give the kid a pass if i were the teacher.
There must be several components in total mark.
He/she might get some points for the idea or creativity part, but won't get many for the part of language use and languae content.
I don't think that the teacher sucks though, very tolerant instead. It's a piece of creative writing anyway.
If sheeps can speak, then they might might as well speak Chinese.
№18 ☆☆☆hehehe2003-05-10 12:23:39留言☆☆☆ 
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i think that test must be a chinese test, the first sentence is used to attract to the teacher, it makes a big difference from other chinese students, why? because most chinese students in the overseas would probably choose chinese subject in the college in order to prove their academic study which directly relates to their study results, chinese is an only subject that completely better than local students!!
№19 ☆☆☆sweety cc2003-05-10 12:43:46留言☆☆☆ 
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Well, it's a funny joke....
But after the laugh, I feel a little bit sad about the student though...
№20 ☆☆☆flyingsnow2003-05-10 15:22:36留言☆☆☆ 
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