>Crazy Talkings
>Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.   (侍應, 我的湯里有一個蒼蠅)
>Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.  (先生, 那沒關係的, 它不會喝你太多的~)
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>Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.  (侍應, 有一個蒼蠅在我的湯里游泳)
>Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?  (先生, 那你想我怎麼辦呢? 叫救生員嗎?)
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>Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup? (侍應, 有一個蒼蠅在我的湯里, 這昆什麼意思??!!)
>Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.  (這個我就不清楚了, 畢竟我不是預言家~)
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>Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
>Waiter : Funny? But why aren’t you laughing?
> (這個……偶不會啦~英文看有意思滴說~)
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>Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
>Father : No. Why do you ask that?
>Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
> (這個……偶不會啦~英文看有意思滴說~)
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>Wife : Do you want dinner?  (你要吃晚飯嗎?)
>Husband : Sure, what are my choices?  (當場, 我有什麼選擇?)
>Wife : Yes and no.  (選擇就是: 吃還是不吃~)
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>First Guy (proudly): "My wife’s an angel!! "  (我的太太是天使!!)
>Second Guy: "You’re fortunate, mine’s still alive."  (你實在太幸吡